There was an old man named Bill,
Who swallowed a nuclear pill,
The doctor said cough,
And there things went off,
And they found his head in Brazil.
There was a boy named Tim,
Who’s dad never taught him to swim,
He fell off the dock,
And sank like a rock,
And that was the end of him.
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